. . . AND THIS IS THE BATHROOM!
How to Really Sell Real Estate
by Andy Kane
If you've ever rented an apartment, bought or sold a house, or just want
to learn how to make a lot of money, this book is for you. Real estate pro
Andy Kane offers the brash, unrelentingly effective guerrilla sales tricks
that he has used over the years to make himself a wealthy man.
You don't have to be in real estate to learn something from this book. In his straightforward, hilarious style, Kane shares hundreds of professional secrets on how to start a successful business, make "impossible" deals daily, multiply your list of clients with no extra work and put you and your company on the front page of the papers at will, plus business card tricks, negotiating tips and much more. Scores of hilarious stories from Kane's 20 years in the field round out this must-read for wheelers and dealers of all stripes.
Andy Kane's way of doing business may be unusual and even controversial, but the information in this book will increase your business, leads and income! 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, softcover, photos, illus., 208 pp.
$17.95
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CARE & FEEDING OF TENANTS
by Andy Kane
A humorous yet practical look at the lucrative art of landlording by a born
cynic and former gag writer. Realtor Andy Kane tells how to keep wily tenants
in their place -- paying rent to make their landlord rich. Landlording is
one profession that requires no qualifications, yet it pays off 24 hours
a day, seven days a week, fifty-two weeks a year. In Care & Feeding
of Tenants, Kane tells property owners how to collect rents, train
tenants to pay promptly and make minor repairs, fill vacancies, outsmart
do-gooder groups and inspectors, handle complaints and make a bundle off
tenants in addition to rent. 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, softcover, illus., 120 pp.
$10.00
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DON'T GET MAD - GET EVEN
The Fine Art of Revengemanship
by Jane Inder and Hilary Eyre
We've all been dumped on at some time or another in our lives, but not all
of us manage to even the score in a satisfying manner. Many of us learn
to accept whatever dirt people, companies, bureaucracies, government officials
-- whoever -- dish out. "Turn the other cheek," we're told. "Don't
rock the boat."
Trouble is, the meek won't inherit the earth; they'll just keep getting ground into it! The way authors Jane Inder and Hilary Eyre see it, in this life you have two choices: either lie down and be a victim or stand up and fight back. This book is designed to give those of us who are sick of taking it lying down a chance to settle the score in the old eye-for-an eye tradition. For entertainment purposes only. 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, hardcover, 256 pp.
$22.95
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FORGIVE? FORGET IT!
Creative Revenge at Its Best
by Michael Connor
If you've had all you can take from the bullies and incompetents in your
life, then try revenge British style. Revenge artist Michael Connor's wry
sense of humor permeates this cheeky collection of trickery from "George
Hayduke's British cousin." From mild to malicious, the utterly rude
techniques detailed here will bewilder your enemies, amuse your allies,
disgust and dismay your detractors and gratify your unforgiving heart.
Turn the other cheek? Not on your life! Connor suggests hundreds of ways to get even. No matter what your target -- punks who steal your gasoline, tyrannical bosses, bull-headed neighbors or envious co-workers -- this book gives you the tools to turn anger into action. Forgive? Forget It! Warning: this book is offered for entertainment purposes only! 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, softcover, illus., 210 pp.
$19.95
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GET EVEN
The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks
by George Hayduke
Want to get even with someone? Then do it right! Don't risk violence or
extremes that might backfire - strike back safely from the shadows! Get
Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks teaches you how to get even
whether you've been wronged by an enemy, victimized by a credit card company
or just ripped off by any number of obnoxious individuals and menacing organizations.
With methods ranging from simple pranks designed to confuse and annoy to sophisticated techniques of devastation, revenge master George Hayduke will help put you on top of any situation where you formerly felt helpless. Brimming with anecdotes describing ingenious tactics that have been employed by veteran tricksters, Get Even is for entertainment purposes only. 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, hardcover, 208 pp.
$19.95
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GET EVEN 2
More Dirty Tricks from the Master of Revenge
by George Hayduke
Enemies beware! Here's the outrageous sequel to the underground best-seller,
Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks. Get Even 2
presents a wide range of all-new dirty tricks people pull to get even with
Big Business bums, footloose spouses, lousy landlords -- rip-offs of all
types. Readers of Get Even mailed in their novel ideas for
getting even with just about everybody; these nasty revenge techniques are
included in Get Even 2.
This inspiring volume is a product of public frustration -- the little guys don't have to take it anymore! Topics covered are utility companies, sweethearts, animals, lawyers, drugs, the military, mass transit and dozens more. This is the real thing! For entertainment purposes only! 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, hardcover, illus., 170 pp.
$19.95
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HARDCORE HAYDUKE
More Down-and-Dirty Revenge Techniques
by George Hayduke
Just when you thought bullies and scoundrels were once again getting the
upper hand in this mean old world, the Master of Mayhem returns with his
eleventh hilarious volume of hardcore revenge. George Hayduke and his legions
of loyal fans have come through with even more clever, devious and downright
nasty tricks, pranks and campaigns to turn "marks" into sniveling
fear freaks! For entertainment purposes only. 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, hardcover,
240 pp.
$19.95
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HIGH-TECH HARASSMENT
How to Get Even with Anybody, Anytime
by Scott French
Learn how to bypass even the most secure security measures with the creative
use of cutting-edge equipment and expert ideas. Scott French interviewed
engineers, bank tellers, phone operators, computer technicians and TV managers,
and asked them, point-blank, "How would you get even with somebody?"
The result: a collection of electronics, chemicals and common sense designed
to push anybody over the edge.
Discover how to bypass computer passwords, beat ATM bank machines, wreak havoc with magnets, spread terror with lasers, detect computer viruses, disable automobiles and more. In short, learn to harness the forces of science and technology and exercise your God-given right to get even with anybody, anytime. For entertainment purposes only. 8 1/2 x 11, softcover, photos, illus., 168 pp.
$25.00
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THE JOY OF COLD REVENGE
by Kam Kavanaugh
Ever been snubbed, gypped or otherwise humiliated by a employer, landlord,
car dealer, bank or court system? Now you can fight back with the tactics
of cold revenge.
Cool-headed Kam Kavanaugh shows you how to be a master in your own right. Wreak your revenge only after all ill feelings have apparently dissipated, so that your enemy, caught unsuspecting, is left bewildered and paranoid. Have fun working such diverse tools as motor oil, ink, property liens, newspapers and superstition into your strategies. Use one institution against another; fight vermin with vermin. For entertainment purposes only! 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, softcover, 96 pp.
$10.00
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MAD AS HELL
A Master Tome of Revengemanship
by M. Nelson Chunder
Tired of being an underdog? If so, then now is the time to become a master
of revengemanship and get one up on your vilest of enemies! This is where
M. Nelson Chunder, a true revenge tactician, tells all. Learn how to harass
two-timing lovers, overbearing bosses, bothersome mail-order companies,
ex-friends, cloying conglomerates, unfair businesses and others. Get even
with anyone, anywhere, at any time with these tricks.
Here are more than 120 peevish pranks that will deflate your mark's ego while they destroy his reputation and family life. Brighten your outlook with these humorous, yet effective, revenge tactics: give your anger to someone who deserves it. Here's your chance to be the judge. Of course, Mad As Hell is offered for entertainment purposes only! 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, softcover, 168 pp.
$19.95
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MAKE 'EM PAY!
Ultimate Revenge Techniques from the Master Trickster
by George Hayduke
He's back! Master trickster George Hayduke, the meanest man in the world
and author of the infamous Get Even, brings you more dirty
tricks, scams and stunts that will have you rolling in laughter while your
enemies grovel at your feet and plead for mercy!
No individual or organization need be spared, and with over 130 nasty tricks to pick from -- many culled from veteran tricksters coast to coast -- you'll have no trouble evening the score with the help of such creative aids as dolls, roadkill, bumper stickers, computers, junk mail and much more. Offered in the spirit of good clean fun, Make 'em Pay! is for entertainment purposes only! 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, hardcover, 224 pp.
$19.95
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MAKE MY DAY!
Hayduke's Best Revenge Techniques for the Punks in Your Life
by George Hayduke
Hayduke is back and meaner than ever with this all-new bag of bully-busting
tricks. Hundreds of ideas from readers who rallied to George's stirring
cry -- "Do unto others as they have unto you!" -- fill this antic
anthology that will amaze and amuse you. Discover the technological trickery
of Captain Video. Feel the Razor's cutting sense of humor. See the dark
side of Mr. Undercover of the Night. For entertainment purposes only.
5 1/2 x 8 1/2, hardcover, 224 pp.
$19.95
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POLITICS AND DIRTY TRICKS
A Guide to Screwing Up the System
by V.R. Farb
All across the United States the political tide is turning. Americans are
just plain tired of standing by while fools, crooks and flat-out thieves
run the country to ruin. But since a democracy is often less than democratic,
what is Joe Citizen to do to oust the wealthy, powerful entrenched politicians
from their royal seats in Washington, D.C.? Simple -- use the same tricks,
stings and devices the pols themselves perfected. This book shows you how
you can not only make life absolutely miserable for the criminals who call
themselves decision-makers but ultimately succeed in screwing up the entire
system. The goal is to cause those who make their livings in the most accomplished
organized crime syndicate the world has ever known to think twice about
their actions -- or at the very least make rape and pillage more difficult
for them. This book is the means to that end. For entertainment purposes
only. 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, softcover, photos, 104 pp.
$14.00
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THE POWER OF POSITIVE REVENGE
A Winner's Guide to Exacting Vengeance
by Michael Connor
It's easy to think positive when everything is swell. But while positive
thinking is powerful, most of the time it's empowering someone else. For
times like these, you need to forget positive thinking and think positive
revenge.
The Power of Positive Revenge is more than just another revenge book; it ushers in a new age of revengemanship. Isn't it time you became a believer in its power? For entertainment purposes only. 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, softcover, 232 pp.
$19.95
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THE REVENGE BOOK
by Bob Smith
Over the phone lines and through the mails, in the hands of messengers and
on the backs of vermin, The Revenge Book tells you how to
strike out anonymously at those vexing individuals who make life miserable.
In the good old days, if somebody did you wrong, you asked him outside to
settle the score. Today, though the law has dulled the edge of the time-honored
methods, revenge artist Bob Smith paints a shadowy panorama of vengeance
that is guaranteed to inspire wickedly devious grins on the faces of good
guys everywhere.
Enrage your mark's spouse. Shock his neighbors and business associates with sordid tales of debauchery. Turn the world against him. In short, reduce him to a quivering mass of paranoid gelatin! It took a mastermind like Smith to brew up this devilish concoction of trickery, which we understandably offer for entertainment purposes only! 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, softcover, illus., 90 pp.
$12.00
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REVENGE BOOK
The Chilling Sequel
by Bob Smith
All over the country people are dying to get even with someone. This directory
of dirty deeds contains tested tricks from people who have actually done
it. The sequel to Smith's best-selling first volume, Revenge Book:
The Chilling Sequel was inspired by the overwhelming number of satisfied
readers who wrote the author to share their own revenge secrets. These outrageously
funny and proven techniques will help every scorned woman, screwed man,
harassed employee or otherwise put-upon person to even the score. Read this
book and take care of demanding bosses, cheating lovers, obnoxious waiters
and pesky neighbors - and have fun doing it! For entertainment purposes
only. 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, softcover, illus., 80 pp.
$10.00
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THE REVENGE ENCYCLOPEDIA
The Revenge Encyclopedia is not just another "somebody
done somebody wrong" book. It is the mother of all revenge books! You'd
have to buy and read more than 25 books to get the collective wit and wisdom
contained in this handy compilation of the best of the Paladin revenge library.
Don't be fooled by cheap imitators that claim to know how to get even. When you need to know how to deal with philandering spouses, nosy (or noisy) neighbors, bungling bureaucrats, snarly salesclerks or two-timing business partners, Paladin is your source for creative revenge. Remember, when life becomes a battleground, knowledge is your best weapon. And what better source of knowledge than the Encyclopedia? For entertainment purposes only. 8 1/2 x 11, softcover, 120 pp.
$20.00
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RIGHTEOUS REVENGE
Getting Down to Getting Even
by George Hayduke
George Hayduke and his merry pranksters return to take Hayduking to new
heights. Have you got a score to settle with someone? Did your ex-lover
screw you financially or emotionally? Have you been ripped off by some mercenary
merchant? Let Hayduke show you how to fight back with modern weapons of
revenge, including fax machines, credit cards, Call Forwarding and other
cutting-edge equipment. Or do you prefer a more personal touch? Reach out
and strike someone with roadkill, glue, trash, pornography, chicken parts
and other creative weapons. Find out how to get even without getting caught.
For entertainment purposes only. 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, hardcover, 240 pp.
$19.95
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TECHNIQUES OF HARASSMENT
How the Underdog Gets Justice
by Victor Santoro
It's now easier than ever to wage revenge warfare on the people who have
done you dirty, wreaking havoc and devastation among your enemies. Become
a one-man army of revenge! This book is a virtual encyclopedia of dirty,
rotten stunts and scams you can use to claim your own justice!
Here is the methodology and strategy of harassment, how to get information on your targets, impersonation techniques, contaminants, manipulating others to unknowingly do your dirty work and much, much more. Previously published in two volumes, Techniques of Harassment now incorporates Harassment Continued, and is offered for entertainment purposes only! Don't suffer in silence; let others suffer along with you! 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, hardcover, illus., 168 pp.
$19.95
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TENANT'S REVENGE
How to Tame Your Landlord
by Andy Kane
Now Andy Kane evens the score in the battle of tenants vs. landlords. When
Kane wrote Care & Feeding of Tenants, he loaded the gun
against tenants. The landlords had all the advantages. But this scrooge
does have a soft spot in his heart! Now he's written a book just for tenants.
In Tenant's Revenge, renters find out how to get free rent, phone and electricity; get more heat; break a foolproof lease; beat a landlord in court; wipe out cockroaches; and order repairs and redecorations at the landlord's expense.
Tenants need this book to get what they have coming; landlords must read it to keep from losing all. And everyone should read it for a good laugh! 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, softcover, illus., 96 pp.
$12.00
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GET EVEN
The Video of Dirty Tricks
When life gets ugly, you have to play dirty. George Hayduke shows you how
in outrageous, indescribable ways that have to be seen to be believed. This
video takes up where the Get Even books leave off, and it
is for serious revenge seekers only. It just doesn't get any dirtier than
The Video of Dirty Tricks.
This video vengeance is not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach. It contains some of the vilest, sickest, most humiliating -- but effective -- tricks ever seen. They cost little or no money and can be executed by -- or against -- anyone. So if you know some bullies who need to be busted (and this applies to their anatomies and their lives in general), turn all the weapons at your disposal against them. What weapons, you may ask. Chicken parts, sewage, excrement, roadkill . . . nothing is too disgusting! Isn't it time you taught a few people the meaning of R-E-S-P-E-C-T? This video is rated "R" for Revenge and is for entertainment purposes only. Videos are nonreturnable; defective tapes will be replaced. Color, approx. 40 min., VHS (U.S. format) only.
$14.95
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